Bipolar Affected Disorder (B.A.D.)

Bipolar Affected Disorder

 

Conversations with monarchs

should consist mainly of information,

flattery or respectful silence

witticisms are allowed only

in conversations with equals……………..

Unless of course

you’re both king and clown

then you get to wear two fine crowns

one of feathers to soar sky-high

and one of shit for god knows why?

Chalk and cheese………….salt and pepper

the amazingly popular social leper

Mad as a passport……….sane as a bug

cool as a bastard…….real as a slug

God and the devil hand in hand

a refreshing glass of water……..

FULL OF SAND!

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